Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in hermaphodaze's LiveJournal:

Friday, March 17th, 2006
6:34 pm	assin' the couch This is a lyric that Pepper and I have been laboring over. The idea is that it's supposEd to be the next big thing in ballroom dancing. Sort of like "Ballin' the Jack" or the Bunny Hop. ASSIN' THE COUCH EVERYBODY'S DOIN' IT ASSIN' THE COUCH SO BAD WE'RE SURE TO RUIN IT ASSIN' THE COUCH IT'S THE LATEST DANCIN' CRAZE ASSIN' THE COUCH AIN'T CHANGED MY UNDERPANTS IN DAYS I'M THE HOUSEGUEST FROM HELL AS I NAKEDLY COVORT I'M ASSIN' UP THE COUCH I'M ASSIN' UP YOUR DAVENPORT I'M ASSIN' THE COUCH... I think t needs a few more verses. Help me out here. They're gonna love this one in Vegas. It's very Frank Siinatra. Sinatra in depends... underpants that work... underpants that don't work... There's a big market for this sort of ting. I'm sure of it. Assin' the Couch is going to be my ticket to the stars. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, March 13th, 2006
10:53 am	Last night we played Tonic and of course I got comp[letely shitfaced. They had a good piano there which was wonderful but I didn't feel wonderful about my show. Peoplle said they liked it but I think they were liying. What they were really thinking was "Your music stinks and you stink!" But they probably thought that would be impolite. That's probably not true. I'm just lonely. I miss myy big sleepy bed and Alley Walley and Blacky Jackinoff. Scotty the Blue Bunny was there last night. Hooray! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 12th, 2006
9:30 am	grimy fun in providence I woke up this morniing in what felt like a homeless shelter. The venue we played at last night (me and Larsen) is called as220 and they have a sort of college dormy space above where they let bands crash. The gig was a total loser. I road around on my tricycle in my bee suit outside and there was this cop and the cops here have yellow and black uniiforrms and ride on these otherworldly 1984ish conveyences -- sort of like a scooter that runs sideways. Anyway he wasn't very enthuiastic about my idea of mating wiith him. He actually became quite offended. As did several crabby old men in front of the bar down the block. In my show I sang the Indentation Boris song which II will print here in it's entirety: I'M INDENTATION BORIS MY UNDERPANTS ARE POURUS I'M HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU MY UNDERPANTS WILL STAIN YOU They don't wriite songs like that anyymore. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 5th, 2006
5:31 pm	Hooray I have a wee blog. Soomeday maybe I'll think of something to do with it (2 Comments |Comment on this)